"I never knew there were no punctuation marks in alphabet soup!"

Yo B. Wayne. Fo shizzle, my nizzle, mo fizzle.

For the record, abbreviations of any kind (including "k" for "OKAY" *cough*B. Wayne*cough*) are always unacceptable. You are American, you speak English, fucking type in mother fucking ENGLISH!! I don't fucking care if you are a 16 year twat text messaging for BFF for life. You're parents sent you to fucking school so you could learn the fundamentals and appropriate tools to succeed in life. "Yo Ma. We B GN 2 da club 2nite. u rollin N ur car or mine" is no fucking longer acceptable. We ain't from the hood, ya heard. You're fucking white and American no less. You know how to speak English and proper English at that.

It takes you not even a second longer to type your instead of ur. And if you can't spell, use fucking T9 which will either A.) correct you or B.) not spell out the word until you spell right, which in a sense is teaching how to spell the word correctly in the first place. Sounds like a fucking win-win if you ask me.

Go back to fucking school and learn some fucking English.

D. Grayson OUT!

"Good grammar is essential, Robin."

Ok. I have blogged on other blogs before, about the importance of speaking (and typing) like an intelligent adult. This morning while cruising a "Mommy Website" that shall remain nameless *coughbabycentercough* I realized again how many women there are out there (and with children no less) that do not realize this importance.

In one thread post the words "shizzle", "yo", and fantastic abbreviations like "ur" and "h8t" were used.
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Seriously. It is one thing if you are a 16 year old girl text messaging her BFF. Then it might be considered acceptable to abbreviate "your" to "ur". THIS WAS NOT A TEXT MESSAGE. This was a four paragraph long post. This woman had ample space to use CORRECT COMPLETE WORDS, and really...there is no excuse to turn "hate" into h8t". There just isn't.

I don't claim to use perfect grammar...but I promise that if you are reading this blog you will NEVER see the words "shizzle", "yo" or the text message abbreviations used (unless of course we are making fun of someone).

That is all.

B.Wayne

I DISAGREE!!

Sometimes, in life, some people make mistakes. Not everyone is perfect all the time. He made an honest mistake and yes, it almost cost me my life, but it didn't and he did his best to make up for it. He could have been a complete jerk and not cared and given a shit about me, but he made me his number one priority. He refused medical care until I received mine. Not very douche baggery if you ask me.

I disagree D.Grayson

If he wasn't a Douchebag he would have been paying attention and NOT HIT YOU.

B.Wayne

Holy heart failure, Batman!

Well, I have a broken nose, a mild concussion and lots O' bruises. Some man, who wasn't a douche bag, he was actually very polite and had my well being as his top priority. He failed to yield to me as he was turning left and I was traveling Northbound. He hit me head on, causing to dig under my tires and causing my lovely Jeep to take flight...and then roll...and roll...and roll...and roll...and skid to halt sideways.

I remember telling myself to be as calm as possible and to just be awake when it stopped. I gripped my hands around the steering wheel and locked my arms and tucked my face between my arms until I stopped spinning. I remember being so scared, but trying to hold myself together long enough to get myself out of the vehicle.

As soon as I stopped spinning, I unbuckled my seat belt, not realizing I'm completely upside down and I will myself to crawl out of the Jeep window and get to safety before I fell to pieces.

Well I got to safety and my mind was a scattered mess. However, everyone involved is alive and well, which is the most important. Both vehicles involved are completely demolished. They will never live to see another day. I'd like to say thank you to Zach, who helped pulled me out and would not leave my side. Most other people would only have cared about themselves.

I am safe, although greatly battered and bruised.

D. Grayson OUT!

D. Grayson is ok.

I've been updated on the condition of my dear sidekick and she is ok. Bumped, Bruised and sore, but will be ok.

B.Wayne

D. Grayson...are you ok?

"Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's not a moment to lose!"

Last night my hetero-lifemate was in a car accident she was hit by some DOUCHEBAG and flipped her car. She called me at four am to tell me what happened and to ask what she should do. She didn't get in the ambulance (which she should have done) and once she got home was starting to feel the pain. She didn't go to the ER last night but texted me this morning to tell me she was in the ER because her head and her face hurt.

I haven't heard from her in like an hour and now I'm starting to get all twitchy and worried.

I'm about to start calling the ER for an update if she doesn't answer a text message soon.

B.Wayne