Holy strawberries Batman! We're in a jam!

Don't you just hate all the fake people of the world? Why do people always have to have ulterior motives? Can't you just be real and say what you mean and mean what you say? I mean seriously, just be real. DO you and I'll do me. Why lie? Why be conniving bitches and sluts? Creep in on my man. Try it bitch. I'll fucking cut you. You think I don't see what you've been trying to do? That I'm fucking blind? Just because you don't know me, doesn't mean that I'm stupid or oblivious. I'm pretty fucking smart actually. I'll fuck your shit up, if you try to sneak in on my boyfriend again. Don't even think about friending him.

D. Grayson...OUT!