Holy Walmart, Batman!

People at Walmart...not to be confused with People of Walmart, which is awesome! People kind of just walk around bumping into shit. I mean, quit being such a bump on a log. We don't all have all the time in the world to hang out at Walmart. We have places to go and people to see. Quit slowing me down. You can talk in the car not in the middle of an aisle. Move it along. Move it or lose it. Giddy up. Get out of the way or I will push you. Mow right over you. Hmmm, yummy Macayos and margaritas. And now I'm ready to shoot myself while waiting at Walmart. I will NEVER make this mistake again. You are on your own B. Wayne.

D. Grayson OUT!