Holy Walmart, Batman!

People at Walmart...not to be confused with People of Walmart, which is awesome! People kind of just walk around bumping into shit. I mean, quit being such a bump on a log. We don't all have all the time in the world to hang out at Walmart. We have places to go and people to see. Quit slowing me down. You can talk in the car not in the middle of an aisle. Move it along. Move it or lose it. Giddy up. Get out of the way or I will push you. Mow right over you. Hmmm, yummy Macayos and margaritas. And now I'm ready to shoot myself while waiting at Walmart. I will NEVER make this mistake again. You are on your own B. Wayne.

D. Grayson OUT!

Holy Rain, Batman! There's a storm outside!!!

"Is this real life?" We aren't even in the middle of monsoon season and the rain is coming down in sheets. Droves. Buckets. Pouring. Coming in sideways. In a downpour. Liquid sunshine. Raining cats-and-dogs. You get the point.

It's funny, because I almost took the doors off my Jeep today because the weather was so beautiful. Where do you think that would have put me? Up shit's creek without a paddle. But most importantly, I would have been wet...and cold.

"Or worse, Robin. Or worse."

Still raining and pouring, the old man is snoring....

D. Grayson OUT!

Holy Blog, Batman!

I am D. Grayson and my loyal and much older sidekick is B. Wayne. I'm here kicking it off after a long day of bickering back and forth and not being to agree on anything. This my head "O" and this is B.'s head "O" and this is us butting heads. "O!O!O!O!O!O!O!O!" As you can guess, I won. As I usually do. Just trying to get this business started.

Holy heavy eye lids, Batman!!!

"A sound observation, Robin."

D. Grayson OUT!!